Eden came up to me just now with a mouth covered in chocolate. Here's how it went....
Eden - "Mommy, I know how to make chocolate milk a faster way than you."
(Mind you, the way I make it involves 1)Pouring milk in a glass, 2) Pouring chocolate syrup over milk, and 3) stirring. I could see why she thinks that takes a long time.)
Me - "Oh yeah? How is that?"
Eden - "First you put a bunch of chocolate chips in your mouth, then you suck on them for a really long time, then when they are soft enough - you spit them into a bowl and then you have chocolate milk!"
Me - "Oh, wow, is that why there is chocolate all over your face?"
Eden - "Nooooooooooo" :)
Said to myself - "I don't even want to know what the bowl looks like"